he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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