Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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