The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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