Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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