If that was your dad, he is hot
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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