is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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