But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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