how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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