spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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