There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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