I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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