You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He shit in the fireplace
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