she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Just pee around me
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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