Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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