Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Randomize
