Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
