i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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