He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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