ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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