I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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