you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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