Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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