Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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