I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
The adults are the big ones right?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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