If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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