This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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