I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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