I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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