he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
