Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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