i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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