I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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