there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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