Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
We are all done wearing pants today
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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