My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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