What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
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