I'm lost and stupid without you.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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