just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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