Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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