im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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