just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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