What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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