69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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