so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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