so explain again why im purple
no
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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