ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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