a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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