Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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