On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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