You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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