he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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