Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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