i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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