so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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