Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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