Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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