Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
organizing the empties. That sober.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Randomize